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 :: Monday, July 17, 2006 ::I had to have a root-canal (done 3 years ago) "retreated" this morning because they didn't finish the job the first time.
 
 F-U-N.
 
 
 
 Dentist: "You're gonna feel a little sensitivity here for a couple of seconds."
 
 Translation : "I'm about to fire a flamethrower into your open mouth."
 
 
 
 Dentist: "You have really good insurance."
 
 Translation : "I'm keeping you in that chair for a LONG time."
 
 
 
 Dentist: "There may be some swelling and you're gonna be a little sore."
 
 Translation : "You made me work MUCH harder than expected, so I took it out on your face."
 
 
:: posted by Al on 7/17/2006 01:56:00 PM ::
 
 
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